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I just wanted to start a thread of quotes. If there already is a thread then i didn't see it.
I think it was done once but heres one:
"People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?"
-- D. Cheney
"People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?"
-- D. Cheney
$4,000 including shipping and one-year warranty.
he who stands on toilet is high on pot. (in case doodle ever changes his sig.)
QUOTE(Bitter @ Nov 19 2005, 08:15 PM)
he who stands on toilet is high on pot. (in case doodle ever changes his sig.)
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Heh.
Can't think of any good quotes at the moment...
There is no I in mosheshmeal.
mosheshmeal
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mosheshmeal
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Life is like organic chemistry tests... you never know what your gonna get.*
*tested on, or as a grade *sigh*
*tested on, or as a grade *sigh*
The Remarkable Ginsu Knife!
But Wait . . . There's MORE !
But Wait . . . There's MORE !
Here's one: You can't participate in life via conference call....
Killing time is not murder.
It is suicide.
It is suicide.
QUOTE(accolade @ Nov 20 2005, 05:06 AM)
Killing time is not murder.
It is suicide.
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It is suicide.
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That's a good one.
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Nov 19 2005, 07:51 PM)
There is no I in mosheshmeal.
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But there is Me. Two of them in fact.
QUOTE(TheGrimReaper @ Nov 20 2005, 07:37 AM)
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Nov 19 2005, 07:51 PM)
There is no I in mosheshmeal.
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But there is Me. Two of them in fact.
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You said it, not I.
mosheshmeal
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Believers have no questions; non believers have no answers...
QUOTE(jewmaican20 @ Nov 20 2005, 10:57 PM)
Believers have no questions; non believers have no answers...
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I'd disagree with that one. It's cute and all, but too absolute to sound like a truth.
QUOTE(accolade @ Nov 21 2005, 12:58 AM)
QUOTE(jewmaican20 @ Nov 20 2005, 10:57 PM)
Believers have no questions; non believers have no answers...
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I'd disagree with that one. It's cute and all, but too absolute to sound like a truth.
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Still a good quote, right?
They say that laughter is the best medicine....it's just to bad life is terminal.
Success is relative. The more success, the more relatives.
I don'do drugs because I can't afford them.
- Me
- Me
Money isn't everything. There is also, Visa and Mastercard.
-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
-Stop the world, I wanna get off
-Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing. To Kill a Mockingbird
-Stop the world, I wanna get off
-Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing. To Kill a Mockingbird
I have a whole bookful (I started a collection years ago) but it's not here right now, so I'll have to bring it to work with me tomorrow and I'll add my favorites.
Would people mind including the attribution where applicable?
Would people mind including the attribution where applicable?
"All I've ever done is try to proceed with Pefkakian dignity against bizarre and sometimes impossible odds." --Douglas Fairchild
Don't spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned.
Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it
and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy
it back for 75 cents.
Billiam Coronel
Idiotproof the world and they will come out with bigger idiots.
The amount of people watching you is proportionate to the stupidity of your actions
Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it
and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy
it back for 75 cents.
Billiam Coronel
Idiotproof the world and they will come out with bigger idiots.
The amount of people watching you is proportionate to the stupidity of your actions
QUOTE(Bitter @ Nov 19 2005, 07:15 PM)
he who stands on toilet is high on pot. (in case doodle ever changes his sig.)
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-confucius
i can catch a bullet between my teeth. but only once. - my ingenius social studies teacher
QUOTE(soapmaker @ Nov 21 2005, 07:23 PM)
i can catch a bullet between my teeth. but only once. - my ingenius social studies teacher
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I catch a bullet between my teef.
QUOTE(doodlehead @ Nov 21 2005, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE(soapmaker @ Nov 21 2005, 07:23 PM)
i can catch a bullet between my teeth. but only once. - my ingenius social studies teacher
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I catch a bullet between my teef.
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so can my bubby. but only with her dentures out.
QUOTE(soapmaker @ Nov 21 2005, 07:26 PM)
QUOTE(doodlehead @ Nov 21 2005, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE(soapmaker @ Nov 21 2005, 07:23 PM)
i can catch a bullet between my teeth. but only once. - my ingenius social studies teacher
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I catch a bullet between my teef.
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so can my bubby. but only with her dentures out.
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your bubby really gets around. Shes got a young spring chicken for a boyfriend, (who writes some nice love poems) and she can field fly bullets with her dentures. A remarkable woman.
I once heard this one regarding marriage.
"It's not the end, it's not the beginning of the end, It is just the end of the beginning"
"It's not the end, it's not the beginning of the end, It is just the end of the beginning"
QUOTE(doodlehead @ Nov 21 2005, 07:32 PM)
your bubby really gets around. Shes got a young spring chicken for a boyfriend, (who writes some nice love poems) and she can field fly bullets with her dentures. A remarkable woman.
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i one time, i saw her changing in a phone booth...and i was like
i don't know what was weirder, that or the tight little outfit she was wearing.
For the last time, soap, your bubby is not a triangle.
I'm not as normal as I appear ---Woody Allen
I'm not as normal as I appear ---Woody Allen
QUOTE(soapmaker @ Nov 21 2005, 10:29 PM)
QUOTE(doodlehead @ Nov 21 2005, 07:32 PM)
your bubby really gets around. Shes got a young spring chicken for a boyfriend, (who writes some nice love poems) and she can field fly bullets with her dentures. A remarkable woman.
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i one time, i saw her changing in a phone booth...and i was like
i don't know what was weirder, that or the tight little outfit she was wearing.
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Ugh
I don't eat anything that shakes more than I do (regarding jello)
Either they are too young or too old
Poppi-my grandfather
Either they are too young or too old
Poppi-my grandfather
Lets keep this on topic, thanks.
QUOTE(TheGrimReaper @ Nov 20 2005, 02:37 PM)
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Nov 19 2005, 07:51 PM)
There is no I in mosheshmeal.
mosheshmeal
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mosheshmeal
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But there is Me. Two of them in fact.
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"Nur ein unoichi in himel is du"
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
QUOTE(psychoanalist @ Nov 22 2005, 05:51 PM)
QUOTE(TheGrimReaper @ Nov 20 2005, 02:37 PM)
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Nov 19 2005, 07:51 PM)
There is no I in mosheshmeal.
mosheshmeal
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mosheshmeal
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But there is Me. Two of them in fact.
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"Nur ein unoichi in himel is du"
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True dat.
mosheshmeal
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how mighty is man
with his rules and decrees
who comes in with a cry
and goes out with a sneeze.
with his rules and decrees
who comes in with a cry
and goes out with a sneeze.
QUOTE(Locala @ Nov 21 2005, 07:41 PM)
I once heard this one regarding marriage.
"It's not the end, it's not the beginning of the end, It is just the end of the beginning"
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"It's not the end, it's not the beginning of the end, It is just the end of the beginning"
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i've seen it in yearbooks, regarding high school graduation.
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
--Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter
--Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter
"If you’re looking for friends when you need them…it’s too late."
-- Mark Twain
mosheshmeal
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-- Mark Twain
mosheshmeal
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"Early bird may get the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese"
idempotent to
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
idempotent to
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
in view of the fact that god limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity. (adenauer)
It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.
(J. v Neumann, 1949)
There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
(same)
(J. v Neumann, 1949)
There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
(same)
" Now before I finish, let me just say: I did not come here to show off; I did not come here to impress you. I came to tell you the truth; when I leave here, I am gone, and I don't care what you think about me. But just remember: when it hits the fan, brother, whether it's next year, ten years, twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say them 'brothers' lied to you jack. - Sister Souljah ( I think...)
QUOTE(jewmaican20 @ Nov 24 2005, 06:50 PM)
" Now before I finish, let me just say: I did not come here to show off; I did not come here to impress you. I came to tell you the truth; when I leave here, I am gone, and I don't care what you think about me. But just remember: when it hits the fan, brother, whether it's next year, ten years, twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say them 'brothers' lied to you jack. - Sister Souljah ( I think...)
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Reminds me of the t-shirt...
mosheshmeal
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QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Nov 24 2005, 08:16 PM)
QUOTE(jewmaican20 @ Nov 24 2005, 06:50 PM)
" Now before I finish, let me just say: I did not come here to show off; I did not come here to impress you. I came to tell you the truth; when I leave here, I am gone, and I don't care what you think about me. But just remember: when it hits the fan, brother, whether it's next year, ten years, twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say them 'brothers' lied to you jack. - Sister Souljah ( I think...)
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Reminds me of the t-shirt...
mosheshmeal
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Which t-shirt?
mosheshmeal
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Hee hee!
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