Did you ever come up with a great invention that your were either too lazy to follow up on or no one else thought was any good?
(I have a bunch)

yes

was looking for examples,
Ok ill start it up.
One idea is to have police type flanshing lights that are green colored for pregnant people trying to get to the hospital. People would see the lights and get out of the way as a courtesy. You can't go through red lights or anything, but if you are going a little fast the po-po would know not to pull you over. Youd have to register w the doctor to get one so not everyone could use it.

You must be a "P".

what's a p?

here

I think I scored an F not a P on that test. But I am pretty creative and imaginative so maybe it's wrong.

It's a T or an F, and a J or a P, not an F or a P. You are a P for sure.

I have about a million

Did you round it up, or did you round it down?

mosheshmeal
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math is not my strong point, but my secretary tells me that I squared the actual number. I think I rounded down. Yes indeed.

I've had some here and there.

green lights for pregnant people?
hm, i wonder how that would work

Alot of my invention ideas seem to always involve a monkey. I don't know why.

that's a very good idea. they do it for funerals, why not for births.

I want them to add a stick handle to the side of toilet seats. So you could pick them up and down without actually touching the nasty seat.

On that note, they should make an automatic toilet unclogger. You know like a plunger that is motor operated and comes out when you push a button.
And they should prevent it from overflowing when clogged. Just drill little holes on the top of the inside, like they do in the sink.

I'd like them to create the 3 seashells already. I am tired of having to wipe my own behind.

There are already dozens of those. Here are just two of them:
http://www.pat2pdf.org/patents/pat7272863.pdf
http://www.pat2pdf.org/patents/patd503780.pdf

They have toilet seats that put the 3 seashells to shame....
Some of them cost thousands of dollars....

So why aren't they standard on all toilets at this point?



The 3 seashells replaced the TP, not the seat.

The answer involves a conspiracy inluding: the manufacturers of rubber gloves and bathroom cleansers; groups that represent the interests of maids (including people who smuggle illegal aliens into the country); the Queen of England; JFK; the Masons; the Berbers; William Godwin; the Declaration of Independence; the Magna Carta; and the Book of the Dead.

Do you want me to continue?

I KNOW what the 3 seashells are and I am talking about heated, washing and drying toilet seat bidets which have full control panels..... You never need to get anywhere NEAR your nether regions....

What about the Illuminati and the Jews?

yes, but I"ve forgotten most of them due to overworking the brain capacity.

Ok. So I forgot lots but came up with a new one last night. Why do I have to switch clothes from washer/dryer. Especially if I would get (I didn't) the type with one on top, one on bottom. Shouldn't I be able to set load, and come back 2 hours later and it's in the dryer part ready to come out.

The problems I noticed were 1) wash spin works different than dry spin. Solution: Have two separate units attached
2) You don't always want to dry the whole load. A load of towels you will, but a load with pants in it or Shabbos clothes, you want to be able to pick/choose. Solution: have such a setting where you can flick it on to auto dry or off not to.
3) which just occurred to me, is if you care to use dryer sheets, when/how would those go in?

First of all, combination washing machines/dryers are already on the market. (They have a small capacity and take forever to dry.)

Second of all, if you come up with a good idea for an invention, don't tell others about it, as you'll risk losing your protection, as your communication to the public would probably be considered that you've dedicated the invention to the public, rather than intending to patent it and claim exclusive rights.

woppsiess...but mine wouldn't take any longer than normal.

Do you think I even know how to hire a lawyer, let along get far enough along in process? I would rather you invent it for me and then give me the item for free.