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mosheshmeal
Fox studios are now casting for the above movie. Screenplay written by mosheshmeal.

Kirsten Dunst will be playing Spot. Who will play Ethan?

The movie ends with the marriage of two h.com members!

Stay tuned.

mosheshmeal
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Margaux
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 12:01 AM) [snapback]476258[/snapback]

Fox studios are now casting for the above movie. Screenplay written by mosheshmeal.

Kirsten Dunst will be playing Spot. Who will play Ethan?

The movie ends with the marriage of two h.com members!

Stay tuned.

mosheshmeal
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<snort>
Gabbe
Totally wrong Spot character.
mosheshmeal
Anyone have a tissue for the "lady"?

mosheshmeal
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pleats
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mosheshmeal
QUOTE(Gabbe @ Mar 5 2006, 12:14 AM) [snapback]476280[/snapback]

Totally wrong Spot character.

Yes, very true. Nothing has been signed yet, but since she was in the "other" movie, we thought we'd try her out.

mosheshmeal
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Gabbe
I'm thinking Lisa Simpson.
ShtarkOut
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 12:01 AM) [snapback]476258[/snapback]

Who will play Ethan?


Joe Pesci
Nooch
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 12:01 AM) [snapback]476258[/snapback]


Who will play Ethan?

Jack Black?
Ahavati
Danny DeVito.
Margaux
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 12:14 AM) [snapback]476281[/snapback]

Anyone have a tissue for the "lady"?

mosheshmeal
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I guess sending you to the GQ did pay off after all.
mosheshmeal
QUOTE(Gretchen @ Mar 5 2006, 12:22 AM) [snapback]476295[/snapback]

I guess sending you to the GQ did pay off after all.

Yes, everyone donated some chest hair for your pillow.

mosheshmeal
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Bookworm418
Charlize Theron as Spot?
mosheshmeal
QUOTE(Bookworm418 @ Mar 5 2006, 12:33 AM) [snapback]476323[/snapback]

Charlize Theron as Spot?

When she grows black eyes*.

mosheshmeal
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* on the public record, before anyone attacks me.
accolade
QUOTE(Bookworm418 @ Mar 5 2006, 12:33 AM) [snapback]476323[/snapback]

Charlize Theron as Spot?

I think Orlando Bloom and Ashton Kutcher should have parts, too. Don't you think so, Bookworm?
Margaux
Hi, book!! biggrin.gif
Nooch
QUOTE(pleats @ Mar 5 2006, 12:15 AM) [snapback]476282[/snapback]

That's what I was thinking. She's not good enough to play Spot.

How about Scarlett Johansson?
pleats
QUOTE(Nooch @ Mar 5 2006, 12:38 AM) [snapback]476331[/snapback]

How about Scarlett Johansson?

No one is good enough to play Spot.
mosheshmeal
People! People! Listen up!

Kirtsen was shortlisted only because she starred in the 'other' movie. If it's not her, then we're going to get someone a bit more suitable. I'll be lunching with Angelina's* agent tomorrow, and let y'all know how it goes.

mosheshmeal
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Gabbe
Aishwarya Rai.

QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 12:43 AM) [snapback]476341[/snapback]

People! People! Listen up!

Kirtsen was shortlisted only because she starred in the 'other' movie. If it's not her, then we're going to get someone a bit more suitable. I'll be lunching with Angelina's* agent tomorrow, and let y'all know how it goes.

mosheshmeal
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Lunching like ?וַיַּעֲזֹב כָּל-אֲשֶׁר-לוֹ, בְּיַד-יוֹסֵף, וְלֹא-יָדַע אִתּוֹ מְאוּמָה, כִּי אִם-הַלֶּחֶם אֲשֶׁר-הוּא אוֹכֵל
accolade
[Forget I said anything.]
Pinchas
So whose playing the General?
Ahavati
QUOTE(accolade @ Mar 5 2006, 12:49 AM) [snapback]476359[/snapback]

[Forget I said anything.]


Muahahahahahahaha!
fruminfinity
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 4 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]476258[/snapback]

Who will play Ethan?


any one up for brad pitt for this role? no? no one? c'mon girls, fight for it, we might as well get some fun in this sad depressing plot...

QUOTE(Gabbe @ Mar 4 2006, 10:18 PM) [snapback]476284[/snapback]

I'm thinking Lisa Simpson.


no finer choice was ever made...

QUOTE(Pinchas @ Mar 5 2006, 02:59 AM) [snapback]476560[/snapback]

So whose playing the General?


yoda of course...


if i may make a request mosheshmeal, can i do the honors of writing the script? it would be a dream come true for me... biggrin.gif
Margaux
Can we have Lipa Shmeltzer playing Mosheshmeal?
accolade
QUOTE(Gretchen @ Mar 5 2006, 10:08 AM) [snapback]476610[/snapback]

Can we have Lipa Shmeltzer playing Mosheshmeal?

Imagine what R' Cage would say.
mosheshmeal
Thank you accolade. Nicolas Cage will be playing mosheshmeal - for no fee - he says it was always his dream.

In news just in, Tom Cruise has signed up to play SilentJ. In fact he considered missing the Oscars to sign, but I flew over with Gabbe and closed the deal.

mosheshmeal
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shaya_getzl
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 04:25 PM) [snapback]476981[/snapback]

In news just in, Tom Cruise has signed up to play SilentJ.


Who'll play TGR, Joe Pesci^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Jude Law?
offthedtrain
"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will ATONE!!"
HuuHaa
QUOTE(offthedtrain @ Mar 5 2006, 04:35 PM) [snapback]476994[/snapback]

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will ATONE!!"

How long will they let you post here for. Just curious.
fruminfinity
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 02:25 PM) [snapback]476981[/snapback]

Thank you accolade. Nicolas Cage will be playing mosheshmeal - for no fee - he says it was always his dream.

In news just in, Tom Cruise has signed up to play SilentJ. In fact he considered missing the Oscars to sign, but I flew over with Gabbe and closed the deal.

mosheshmeal
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i still get to write the script right? i really dont think you should take pichas's idea into concideration, I mean come on, a take on x-Files? that is sooo 90's. Stick with me babe, and I'll make you big.... have your people call my people...

and added bonus, I'm fifteen minutes away from holywood... i'm quite familiar with the scene...
mosheshmeal
QUOTE(fruminfinity @ Mar 5 2006, 05:03 PM) [snapback]477029[/snapback]

i still get to write the script right?

Show me what you got.

mosheshmeal
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offthedtrain
QUOTE(HuuHaa @ Mar 5 2006, 04:45 PM) [snapback]477003[/snapback]

How long will they let you post here for. Just curious.

I'm sorry. Have we met?
Nooch
QUOTE(HuuHaa @ Mar 5 2006, 04:45 PM) [snapback]477003[/snapback]

How long will they let you post here for. Just curious.

As soon as the higher ups realize he's hashfanatic..... dry.gif
HuuHaa
QUOTE(Nooch @ Mar 5 2006, 05:18 PM) [snapback]477045[/snapback]

As soon as the higher ups realize he's hashfanatic..... dry.gif

You mean "the" higher up. wink.gif
Classic
QUOTE(HuuHaa @ Mar 5 2006, 05:19 PM) [snapback]477047[/snapback]

You mean "the" higher up. wink.gif

Aren't there two of 'em left?
Reva
QUOTE(HuuHaa @ Mar 5 2006, 05:19 PM) [snapback]477047[/snapback]

You mean "the" higher up. wink.gif



Nechama's still here in addition to Silent J.

edit: I think
fruminfinity
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 03:04 PM) [snapback]477030[/snapback]

Show me what you got.

mosheshmeal
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I'll sleep on it, have it ready by tommorow.... how does that sound to you?
mosheshmeal
QUOTE(fruminfinity @ Mar 5 2006, 05:21 PM) [snapback]477051[/snapback]

I'll sleep on it, have it ready by tommorow.... how does that sound to you?

Look, seriously. Get an agent, then we'll see.

mosheshmeal
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offthedtrain
QUOTE(Nooch @ Mar 5 2006, 05:18 PM) [snapback]477045[/snapback]

As soon as the higher ups realize he's hashfanatic..... dry.gif

If I'm not mistaken, Torah sources deal very specifically with the spiritual fate of the informant.....

Then again, who am I to comment? I was just passing through.
Pinchas
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 6 2006, 12:04 AM) [snapback]477030[/snapback]

Show me what you got.

mosheshmeal
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Careful - she's from Hollywood and she's desperate for the job... wink3.gif

But you already knew that when you asked her to show you what she's got, right? tongue.gif

BTW - I have other "projects" in the works... stay tuned.
HuuHaa
Yeah I left it out. I wanted to see how long it would take for them to catch on.
mosheshmeal
QUOTE(Pinchas @ Mar 5 2006, 05:29 PM) [snapback]477058[/snapback]

Careful - she's from Hollywood and she's desperate for the job... wink3.gif
But you already knew that when you asked her to show you what she's got, right? tongue.gif

All in a days work for people like me.

mosheshmeal
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agent220
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 05:27 PM) [snapback]477055[/snapback]

Look, seriously. Get an agent, then we'll see.

mosheshmeal
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Did someone call me?
enigma
I think that Catherine Zeta-Jones should play Spot. smile.gif
bigtoe
QUOTE(mosheshmeal @ Mar 5 2006, 12:24 AM) [snapback]476302[/snapback]
Yes, everyone donated some chest hair for your pillow.

by far... ph34r.gif and that's with the button closed..



We need Heath Ledger or Jonathan Rhys Meyers somewheres people.



ETA: why the heck aren't images appearing??
tzvi hirsch
Is this real or another Adar joke?
cynic
QUOTE(tzvi hirsch @ Mar 6 2006, 01:52 PM) [snapback]478317[/snapback]

Is this real or another Adar joke?

It's real. We're really making a movie.
bigtoe
who's shooting el filmo, by the way?
mosheshmeal
QUOTE(bigToe @ Mar 6 2006, 02:09 PM) [snapback]478338[/snapback]

who's shooting el filmo, by the way?

There are 7 people on the short list.

mosheshmeal
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