Fox studios are now casting for the above movie. Screenplay written by mosheshmeal.

Kirsten Dunst will be playing Spot. Who will play Ethan?

The movie ends with the marriage of two h.com members!

Stay tuned.

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<snort>

Totally wrong Spot character.

Anyone have a tissue for the "lady"?

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Yes, very true. Nothing has been signed yet, but since she was in the "other" movie, we thought we'd try her out.

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I'm thinking Lisa Simpson.

Joe Pesci

Jack Black?

Danny DeVito.

I guess sending you to the GQ did pay off after all.

Yes, everyone donated some chest hair for your pillow.

mosheshmeal
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Charlize Theron as Spot?

When she grows black eyes*.

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* on the public record, before anyone attacks me.

I think Orlando Bloom and Ashton Kutcher should have parts, too. Don't you think so, Bookworm?

Hi, book!!

How about Scarlett Johansson?

No one is good enough to play Spot.

People! People! Listen up!

Kirtsen was shortlisted only because she starred in the 'other' movie. If it's not her, then we're going to get someone a bit more suitable. I'll be lunching with Angelina's* agent tomorrow, and let y'all know how it goes.

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Aishwarya Rai.


Lunching like ?וַיַּעֲזֹב כָּל-אֲשֶׁר-לוֹ, בְּיַד-יוֹסֵף, וְלֹא-יָדַע אִתּוֹ מְאוּמָה, כִּי אִם-הַלֶּחֶם אֲשֶׁר-הוּא אוֹכֵל

[Forget I said anything.]

So whose playing the General?

Muahahahahahahaha!

any one up for brad pitt for this role? no? no one? c'mon girls, fight for it, we might as well get some fun in this sad depressing plot...



no finer choice was ever made...



yoda of course...


if i may make a request mosheshmeal, can i do the honors of writing the script? it would be a dream come true for me...

Can we have Lipa Shmeltzer playing Mosheshmeal?

Imagine what R' Cage would say.

Thank you accolade. Nicolas Cage will be playing mosheshmeal - for no fee - he says it was always his dream.

In news just in, Tom Cruise has signed up to play SilentJ. In fact he considered missing the Oscars to sign, but I flew over with Gabbe and closed the deal.

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Who'll play TGR, Joe Pesci^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Jude Law?

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will ATONE!!"

How long will they let you post here for. Just curious.

i still get to write the script right? i really dont think you should take pichas's idea into concideration, I mean come on, a take on x-Files? that is sooo 90's. Stick with me babe, and I'll make you big.... have your people call my people...

and added bonus, I'm fifteen minutes away from holywood... i'm quite familiar with the scene...

Show me what you got.

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I'm sorry. Have we met?

As soon as the higher ups realize he's hashfanatic.....

You mean "the" higher up.

Aren't there two of 'em left?

Nechama's still here in addition to Silent J.

edit: I think

I'll sleep on it, have it ready by tommorow.... how does that sound to you?

Look, seriously. Get an agent, then we'll see.

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If I'm not mistaken, Torah sources deal very specifically with the spiritual fate of the informant.....

Then again, who am I to comment? I was just passing through.

Careful - she's from Hollywood and she's desperate for the job...

But you already knew that when you asked her to show you what she's got, right?

BTW - I have other "projects" in the works... stay tuned.

Yeah I left it out. I wanted to see how long it would take for them to catch on.

All in a days work for people like me.

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Did someone call me?

I think that Catherine Zeta-Jones should play Spot.

by far... and that's with the button closed..



We need Heath Ledger or Jonathan Rhys Meyers somewheres people.



ETA: why the heck aren't images appearing??

Is this real or another Adar joke?

It's real. We're really making a movie.

who's shooting el filmo, by the way?

There are 7 people on the short list.

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