Yay for no 503s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I know I know I know there are far too many topics like this, and it may just be temporary.)

but

I can breathe again!!!

What about Milton?

He deserves a topic or two or three at least, he hasn't spoken yet about recompense...

THANKS, MILTON!

may i spoil the fun now?

Noooooooo...

Whats a 503? I have been out of it for a while.

Or perhaps the computer you're using is fully equipped with goodies like Greasemonkey and awesome little add-ons which cause the page to refresh until the 503s are gone.

Please, please, please don't use that greasemonkey add-on.

Uh oh - why not?

Because it makes server performance worse than it already is.

Blah.

There aren't anymore 503s (thank you!) but the pages are loading much slower than usual. Is that the website or my computer/connection?

Ok, I'll admit that technically it probably does, but in all honesty anyone who gets a 503 is going to refresh anyway, all this does is hit the button for you, and not at a rapid pace.

Besides, half the time the script doesn't work for me anyway, I have yet to figure out why.....

Can I still use my hired illegal immigrant to click refresh for me?

Oh, you're one of those people outsourcing to India?

The people in India need the jobs a lot more than the people here do....

join the club. it was horrible yesterday, but so much better so far (knocking on the wood)



remembee the tzeddakah (maiser?) rule? first help those in your town/country!

I think I just felt the first raindrop of the coming storm. I just got a 503.

Does it apply when the person from another country is starving and the person from yours is a lot better off?

OK, now it's drizzling.

1 503 error
1 IPS Driver Error
Pages taking forever to load.
Waaaaa....

ETA: And posting this just gave me a 500 Internal Server Error.