a black garbage bag, or a barrel with cutouts for your arms and head?

I think a barrel would be more tznious, because a plastic bag can be form fitting.

Black bag is just trashy, a barrel shows some initiative and creativity....

But a barrel is kli gever.

Only on a gun.

Just wear a pin designed like the crown from the cover of Oz Vehadar Levusha.

The query was not limited (or even addressed specifically) to chicks.....

Well, the OP said "your arms and legs" so I naturally applied the question to myself.

But if a barrel is Kli Gever, it was OBVIOUSLY not referring to you....
Unless you are trying to tell us something....

Huh?

You're right, I should have quoted and replied to Nechama instead of K-Rebbe.

She said:
And I'm saying a barrel is kli gever since as we know that the only people in the Old West who ever wore barrels were men. But it's still a kli because it sure as heck ain't clothing.

(You know I am totally joking, right?)

That is usually the case...



So you WOULD wear a barrel on a date???

I don't own a barrel, so unless someone's planning on lending me theirs, probably not.

I do, and if I lent it to you would you wear it??
I'll even pay for the date if you send me pictures.....

Only if you wear a kilt and provide pictures.

Hmmmm, I don't have one handy..
But what do you say next time I am in NY you wear the barrel and I wear the kilt, and I'm sure our pictures will make it into the paper.....

You're going to shlep the barrel here all the way from Israel?

Stop changing the subject...

If I can't get one locally (which I'm SURE I can), I'll wear it on the plane.... (don't worry I'll have it drycleaned and sterilized before I give it to you)

I smell a documentary in this.

If we did this in order to raise awareness/money for something it would be perfect.