I've told you before I am not from New Jersey, and don't even have a trace of an accent for you to make fun of, but since you want to ridicule it, here are a couple of key facts for you to consider:
* Its median household income is the highest in the nation with $55,146.
* Its per capita personal income in 2004 was $41,636, 2nd in the U.S. and 126% of the national average of $33,041.
* New Jersey also has the highest average scores for advanced placement testing in public schools in the nation.
* New Jersey is home to more scientists and engineers per square mile than anywhere else in the world.
* 54% of high school graduates continue on to college, which is tied with Massachusetts for the second highest rate in the nation (North Dakota holds first place at 59%).
* It has the second largest Jewish population by percentage after New York at 4%.
So a lot of well educated, wealthy Jewish people live here, I can see why you'd have such a problem with it.
So as not to hijack this thread any further, if you feel the need to have any further discussion on this you can PM me.