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NOTE: Replace the asterisk in the URL with the letter a.

Yes, very cute. It's been dugg (past tense of digg?). Whoever said Jews were a peaceful people?

awesome.

i'm laughing out loud and people in the office think i'm weird.

I do that too. But, heck, it's better to be considered weird in a happy way rather than in a worried-is-he-going-to-come-in-with-a-gun-one-day-and-kill-us-all sort of way.

You work in an office? For a minute yesterday I thought you really were a bartender

No, that was a quote from a movie.

Sorry to disappoint.

I'm a cube rat, but a rat with a window!