Remember Big Blue vs Kasparov.
Here's a better one:
A Bnei Braki charieidi, chainsmoking, colder than Vilnius in the middle of a February blizzard litvishe yeshivah is looking for a RY.
Candidate #1: R'Avraham Yeshayahu Ezrachi: graduate of Ponovezh and currently member of Kollel Chazon Ish. 2 packs a day, unremovable petel stains on kapote; uncombable, monument to frizz Brisker peios. Says a killer shiur.
Candidate #2: LT98001-XL: Holds all shas and poskim, not to mention achronim in internal
data base. New revolutionary program can create Brisker Torah on any topic.
Guaranteed not to ever
show emotion.
take your pick...

