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krumlikeapretzel
Remember Big Blue vs Kasparov.
Here's a better one:
A Bnei Braki charieidi, chainsmoking, colder than Vilnius in the middle of a February blizzard litvishe yeshivah is looking for a RY.

Candidate #1: R'Avraham Yeshayahu Ezrachi: graduate of Ponovezh and currently member of Kollel Chazon Ish. 2 packs a day, unremovable petel stains on kapote; uncombable, monument to frizz Brisker peios. Says a killer shiur.

Candidate #2: LT98001-XL: Holds all shas and poskim, not to mention achronim in internal 
data base. New revolutionary program can create Brisker Torah on any topic. 
Guaranteed not to ever 
show emotion.

take your pick...
Xi
It seemed easy at first, but then I remembered the Fuzzing of the Lines™.
krumlikeapretzel
QUOTE(Xi @ Dec 9 2007, 09:28 PM) *
It seemed easy at first, but then I remembered the Fuzzing of the Lines™.
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...oh someone voted for the human...

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Reb Avrohom, asur lehatzbiah bishvil atzmecha...
mendelbaum666
and then people want to know why they tried to keep R' Shach alive, that is cause they were trying to make him into a cyborg ( the perfect Ros Hasivah)
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