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Hmmm... So if the Windows problem reporting has stopped reporting, how is this being reported now? The possibilities are:

1. Windows problem reporting has really not stopped working, and the program is lying about it.

or

2. The universe has entered a state where inconsistent logic is valid and useful.

I think it's 2. It's the dawn of the new age people!
brianna
Are you using Windows Vista? If so, there you go.
int
QUOTE(brianna @ Dec 10 2007, 11:48 AM) *
Are you using Windows Vista? If so, there you go.


Nah, I'm still on Windows 2000. I just get random pictures of other [stupid] people using Vista.
Moshi
Hahaha.

I want to get Vista though...
Pure Myrrh
QUOTE(int @ Dec 10 2007, 12:06 PM) *
Nah, I'm still on Windows 2000.

Do you commute to work on a horse-and-buggy?
int
QUOTE(Pure Myrrh @ Dec 10 2007, 01:09 PM) *
Do you commute to work on a horse-and-buggy?


Do you check for chametz using a candle, a wooden spoon and a feather? [Or a high powered flashlight, compact incinerator and a vacuum cleaner?]
Pure Myrrh
QUOTE(int @ Dec 10 2007, 01:16 PM) *
Do you check for chametz using a candle, a wooden spoon and a feather? [Or a high powered flashlight, compact incinerator and a vacuum cleaner?]

I think I use a flashlight and dustbuster. You?
int
QUOTE(Pure Myrrh @ Dec 10 2007, 01:25 PM) *
I think I use a flashlight and dustbuster. You?


I use a genetically modified cockroach that is ravenous for bread and other leavened crumbs and hunts and devours them with ferocious intensity, while mating and producing other ravenous cockroaches.
Xi
QUOTE(int @ Dec 10 2007, 12:06 PM) *
Nah, I'm still on Windows 2000. I just get random pictures of other [stupid] people using Vista.

It's still Windows. rolleyes.gif
int
QUOTE(Xi @ Dec 10 2007, 02:25 PM) *
It's still Windows. rolleyes.gif


F(Unix) = 2
F(Windows) = 0
F(Mac) = -2

prob_distr(iq) = norm_distr(iq_avg,iq_stdev)

prob_distr(iq | your_os) = norm_distr(iq_avg+F(your_os)*iq_stdev, iq_stdev)
Xi
QUOTE(int @ Dec 10 2007, 03:09 PM) *
F(Unix) = 2
F(Windows) = 0
F(Mac) = -2

prob_distr(iq) = norm_distr(iq_avg,iq_stdev)

prob_distr(iq | your_os) = norm_distr(iq_avg+F(your_os)*iq_stdev, iq_stdev)

Trying....
int
QUOTE(Xi @ Dec 10 2007, 03:51 PM) *
Trying....


It says that mac users are dumb.
brianna
QUOTE(int @ Dec 10 2007, 04:14 PM) *
It says that mac users are dumb.

That's a lot of lines for one simple sentance.
Xi
QUOTE(int @ Dec 10 2007, 04:14 PM) *
It says that mac users are dumb.

I understood that. rolleyes.gif
You're trying to make yourself feel better.
Xi
QUOTE(brianna @ Dec 10 2007, 04:22 PM) *
That's a lot of lines for one simple sentance.

Well yes. When you don't know what you're talking about, you ramble.
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