QUOTE(accolade @ Dec 15 2007, 11:12 PM)

Stop drafts under your front door with a rolled up towel.
That's also helpful if you're going to smoke reefer and don't want your landlord or neighbors to know.
QUOTE(existwhere? @ Dec 15 2007, 09:38 PM)

or gain weight
"Here, at anchor, and the only vessel, was a brig under Russian colors, from Sitka . . . such a stupid and greasy-looking set, I never saw
before. Although it was quite comfortable weather and we had nothing on but straw hats, shirts, and duck trousers, and were barefooted,
they had, every man of them, doubled-soled boots, coming up to the knees, and well greased; thick woollen trousers, frocks, waistcoats,
pea-jackets, woollen caps, and everything in true Nova Zembla rig; and in the warmest days they made no change. The clothing of one of
these men would weigh nearly as much as that of half our crew. They had brutish faces, looked like the antipodes of sailors, and
apparently dealt in nothing but grease. They lived upon grease; eat it, drank it, slept in the midst of it, and their clothes were covered
with it. To a Russian, grease is the greatest luxury. They looked with greedy eyes upon the tallow-bags as they were taken into the vessel,
and, no doubt, would have eaten one up whole, had not the officer kept watch over it. The grease appeared to fill their pores, and to come
out in their hair and on their faces. It seems as if it were this saturation which makes them stand cold and rain so well. If they were to
go into a warm climate, they would melt and die of the scurvy."
- Richard Henry Dana, Two Years Before the Mast [describing California in the mid-1830s]