Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Dvorah Shifra Nechama Dina Elisheva. One day Dvorah Shifra Nechama Dina Elisheva asked her mommy to buy her a subscription to Olomeinu, since her next-door friend Sarah Malkah Chaya Fruma Ahuva had one. 

When the first issue arrived, there was a surprise gift. A baby octopus!! Dvorah Shifra Nechama Dina Elisheva's mommy put the Octopus in a glass bowl and gave it some shabbos fish to eat. The octopus grew and grew and grew.

One day, when Dvorah Shifra Nechama Dina Elisheva's family came back from shul, they saw the Octopus, which had grown exponentially very large walking around. It had eaten Dvorah Shifra Nechama Dina Elisheva's pet hampster. So, Dvorah Shifra Nechama Dina Elisheva's totty kicked the octopus out the door.

The octopus grew, and grew, eating everything in its path. It ate several cars and a tree. It almost ate a horse, but stopped realizing it's treif.

The octopus grew so large it was taller than a big building. It climbed up the Empire State building. The army tried to shoot it, but it would not die. It kept screaming "No limudei chol,"  "support your Kollel husband!" and "respect my authorita!"

As the crisis problem got very bad, one of the soldiers lactated out of stress had some milk shoot out of his shirt towards the octopus, burning one of his arms. The army drenched the Octopus with breast milk, killing him.

Dvorah Shifra Nechama Dina Elisheva's mommy and totty told her: You see when things get bad, you should always milk the system. And they all lived happily ever after.

.:The End:.

תם ונשלם שבח לקל בורא עולם

By the order of , I order you to stop immediately!

Hm.

It's a hamster

No. A hamster is treif so OPS would never have eaten it. A hampster is kosher.

lol. I actually didn't notice that.

You forgot "The End".

thanx. Will edit accoridingly:)

Thank you. The ending is the most important part to me.



Heart rendering story.