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Bezalel99
It would be even better with a glass bottom.
Kalashnikover_Rebbe
Please tell me that "piscina" doesn't mean what it sounds like unsure.gif
International
What do you call to women fighting in a mikva?

Nida K'neged Nida.
Pure Myrrh
QUOTE(International @ Jan 2 2008, 12:40 PM) *
What do you call to women fighting in a mikva?Nida K'neged Nida.
Nice. My kind of humor.
QUOTE(Kalashnikover_Rebbe @ Jan 2 2008, 12:29 PM) *
Please tell me that "piscina" doesn't mean what it sounds like unsure.gif
rofl.gif
Kalashnikover_Rebbe
QUOTE(International @ Jan 2 2008, 07:40 PM) *
What do you call to women fighting in a mikva?

Nida K'neged Nida.

Not bad for a n00b... beatnik2.gif
International
How do you say top less in yiddish? Oiven oon.

How do you say Baal Tefila in yiddish? Master Bayter

How do you say She Male in Yiddish? yingermanchic
DeepQuest
רח"ל
TheDuncePolice
QUOTE(Kalashnikover_Rebbe @ Jan 2 2008, 12:47 PM) *
Not bad for a n00b... beatnik2.gif

You believe that? unsure.gif

S/he's one of the unb00biest n00bs.
mat`
QUOTE(TheDuncePolice @ Jan 2 2008, 02:41 PM) *
You believe that? unsure.gif

S/he's one of the unb00biest n00bs.

cridomore cronicles ?
greentiger
QUOTE(Pure Myrrh @ Jan 2 2008, 09:46 PM) *
Nice. My kind of humor.rofl.gif

Exactly what I was thinking as I read it. laugh.gif
Red Hare
And this is attributd to Chabad, why ……
Elana
QUOTE(Red Hare @ Jan 2 2008, 04:01 PM) *
And this is attributd to Chabad, why ……


my exact thoughts unsure.gif
International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoZzD0VPfeM

beatnik2.gif
Red Hare
International, you’re WAY too comfortable here for a newbie ….
International
QUOTE(Red Hare @ Jan 2 2008, 05:21 PM) *
International, you’re WAY too comfortable here for a newbie ….

maybe im not so n00b after all.
TheDuncePolice
QUOTE(International @ Jan 2 2008, 05:06 PM) *

What's her aim? To find a Jewish guy? unsure.gif
Moshi
QUOTE(International @ Jan 2 2008, 05:06 PM) *


Wow this is a nice mikvah.
melech
QUOTE(International @ Jan 2 2008, 06:42 PM) *
maybe im not so n00b after all.


QUOTE(International @ Jan 2 2008, 09:20 PM) *
Kama Sutra™



QUOTE(International @ Jan 2 2008, 10:48 AM) *
True...
(BTW, I once offered you my sofa to sleep on)


International, prior to registering under that screen name on January, were you a lurker on h.com without any other registration?
International
QUOTE(melech @ Jan 4 2008, 09:46 AM) *
International, prior to registering under that screen name on January, were you a lurker on h.com without any other registration?

I was a member here previously, but I got banned.
melech
QUOTE(International @ Jan 4 2008, 10:22 AM) *
I was a member here previously, but I got banned.

Permanently?

Free advice: it's not very hard to figure out your previous screen name. If you get banned under this name and opt to come back, maybe a little more subterfuge next time will get you further.
International
QUOTE(melech @ Jan 4 2008, 10:35 AM) *
Permanently?

Free advice: it's not very hard to figure out your previous screen name. If you get banned under this name and opt to come back, maybe a little more subterfuge next time will get you further.

I believe it was suppose to be permanent - every time i tried signing up again they would ban me (different IP's)


Who shares my birthday?
melech
QUOTE(International @ Jan 4 2008, 10:52 AM) *
I believe it was suppose to be permanent - every time i tried signing up again they would ban me (different IP's)

hmmm...interesting. Better luck next time.
Think like a person who is trying to figure out someone else's previous or alternate screen name. What would that person do and look for? If you keep that sort of thing in mind, it's easier to obscure the previous and alternate screen names. It's often times not that difficult to figure out the multiple screen names of h.com members, and every criminal eventually makes a mistake - the trick is to know how others figure it out, and work backwards from there.


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Who shares my birthday?

Well, keep in mind that there has never been more than three people sharing a birthday on h.com other than January 1 which is a special case because it's a default date.
International
Im not that secretive anyway.....half of you already know who I am, I wasn't trying to hide it. I'm just hoping he mods don't ban me yet again.

melech
QUOTE(International @ Jan 4 2008, 11:02 AM) *
Im not that secretive anyway.....half of you already know who I am, I wasn't trying to hide it. I'm just hoping he mods don't ban me yet again.

If that's the case, then I would suggest not waiting for them to address the issue when they discover the subterfuge. Rather, you should pre-emptively PM the moderation team your case for not being banned. If you don't want to be banned, and if you have reasons that the moderation team should consider [perhaps a change in circumstance, or perhaps a commitment not to re-offend, or acknowledgment of your previous error, that sort of thing], simply make your case to them, but do it sooner rather than later and be upfront about it.
International
Thanks but Not thanks. I still have an ego problem.
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