First impressions of Israel (after a 5 year hiatus).
I had packed shampoo and soap in my carry on. Nobody at JFK gave me any problems for it. At my Vienna stopover-however- some pimply, dorky Israeli security guy said I couldn't bring more than an x amount of liters on the plan and proceeded to dump it in the trash and then leave abruptly. Lo nora. As the plane broke through the clouds and the sight of Tel Aviv was clearly visible from the window I felt a sudden surge of emotion. I am not ashamed to say that a tear trickled down my cheek as I thought of the sacrifices Jews have made over the ages to get here. Yes, I'm known to be a Zionist, but my passion has cooled down substantially over the years as I watched in exasperation Israel capitulating to Arab and American demands. I Arrived in Ben Gurion on Thursday afternoon after a smooth flight and got a sherut to Jerusalem. As I sat in my seat staring out the window I listened to the idle banter over the cab radio and knew that I was in Israel. Two cabbies were doling it out on the radio loudly. Apparently one guy was annoyed that the other guy was asking him about his visa (to America presumably). The affronted individual told the first cabbie to go home because he won't give him anymore work. At that point another guy chimed in saying that he didn't have the authority to tell the guy to go home. Like I said, welcome to Israel...
Thursday night I walked to the center of town. The Coffe Bean cafe is a really nice place (sans all the bored loud teens milling about) especially since they have free wireless. I stayed there untill closing. After it closed I needed to charge my laptop so I stopped at local shwarma place, bought a bottle of water and asked if I could charge the computer. Right away the owner asked me how much i wanted for the laptop. When i told him it wasn't for sale, he didn't give up and asked if I would sell him the battery. This went back and forth. At one point he offered me a free meal every day untill i leave- in exchange for the computer. I raised my hands again and just muttered איזה עם אתם.. which elicited a good deal of laughter.
On Friday, I walked to Yafo and the Shuk to get the foods that I love. Stopping off to check the prices at Optika Helperin again drove home to me why I haven't yet moved here. I went in to inquire about the price of contact lenses. The proprietor-a young Russian-Israeli- was closing up and I asked her as politely as I could in Hebrew if I could just ask her one question. She responded curtly that he is closing and that I needed to leave immediately. I repeated myself and said I have one simple question that would take only a minute. Her whole demeanor was just nasty. I don't think I have ever experienced a similar situation in the US. Instead of responding in kind, I smiled and raised my hands in exasperation which made her feel like an idiot-apparently- because she then said 'ok, what can i help you with'. Don't you just love stories with happy endings...
