Please tell us about the worst argument you have witnessed or been told about directly (e.g. ripping up a kesubah, dumping chicken on a wife's head, etc...)?

Please note that I will be laughing at these anecdotes so if you say something about yourself keep that in mind.

Most of the ones I have heard about or witnessed just included a lot of yelling and making the observer (that was me) feel very uncomfortable to be in the room at the time when this couple was present.

Well I dunno if it was the worst spat, but it was in public which made it 100 times worse. Was standing and talking to some lady I know when her husband came up and pushed her and said something rude. I don't know if she even said anything to provoke him. I was there for shabbos a different time and the whole time he was putting her down. She didn't even seem to notice that she was the butt of most his jokes.

Someone I know had a fight with his wife, and as he is much bigger than her when he got fed up with her yapping he just picked her up put her outside and slammed the door "Fred Flintstone style". She called the cops and they arrested him for "spousal abuse"...

I was in the backseat of a car once for an hour drive and the entire drive the couple were sitting up front and yelling, fighting, and every so often look in the rearveiw mirror at me, all embarressed i wanted to sink into the seat cuz I couldn't get out of the car and it was obvious they wished i was elsewhere

When I was a kid I was at a friends house for shabbos and the parents were fighting about stupid things which were comical to be fighting about and it made me very uncomfy to be there. For instance the mother was juggling all the kids and the father was singing and the mother dropped something and asked him to pick it up a couple of times and finally yelled at him to pick it up while she continued juggling a million things and he said "nope, you dropped it". A bit more arguing happened after that and I just wanted to die or manage to get out of there another way faster than fast, but I was a kid and it was shabbos so there was no where for me to go.

Good stories. Yelling is always funny when it isn't you involved (or family members).