She's so old, her first magazine was the ten commandments
Her first job was helping Noah clean the Ark.
She's so old she went to the ribbon cutting at Stonehenge.
She used to play amongst the redwood saplings and swim in the Pacific Pond.
She's so old, she remodeled and put in a dirt floor
She's so old she had a dinosaur as a pet....
She's so old her first pet is now a fossil.
When God said "Let there be light", she flipped the switch!
When she graduated High School, God was a Freshman!
When she was born, there was no such thing as History.
I think there's something in the back of my fridge that's older than her!
Her first loin cloth was made of stone....
I hope she changed her socks
She doesn't look a day over 119.
