An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.", which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."

Can't you show some love for our Ishmaelite cousins...

No. Islam is a violent G-dless cult started by a terrorist monster who raped a nine year old child that he took as a "wife."

Islam is a pogrom on the world, not a religion and there is no purpose in being kind to the people whose purpose in life is to overtake the world and deny the freedom of religion to all.