You check out a girl through references, she seems stellar, everything is good. You take her out, and go to a restaurant. As you are sitting across each other eating, you can't help but notice how masculine her face looks - the jaw, eyes, facial expressions, and her voice is really deep. She also talks alot about cars and sports and she mentions that she really likes to watch the military channel.
Should you ask her what's going on?
* Oh and she has hairy arms.
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QUOTE (int @ Feb 26 2008, 01:57 PM) 
You check out a girl through references, she seems stellar, everything is good. You take her out, and go to a restaurant. As you are sitting across each other
How do two people sit across each other? Maybe lie across each other I could understand. But sit?
QUOTE (Pure Myrrh @ Feb 26 2008, 02:01 PM)
How do two people sit across each other? Maybe lie across each other I could understand. But sit?
You think that for a second, then realize you really meant across the table. Then you quickly realize you have bigger problems to deal with - namely a girl who looks like a guy sitting staring at you.
This is more common a problem than you think.
QUOTE (int @ Feb 26 2008, 01:57 PM)
You check out a girl through references, she seems stellar, everything is good. You take her out, and go to a restaurant. As you are sitting across each other eating, you can't help but notice how masculine her face looks - the jaw, eyes, facial expressions, and her voice is really deep. She also talks alot about cars and sports and she mentions that she really likes to watch the military channel.
Should you ask her what's going on?
* Oh and she has hairy arms.
Should you ask her what's going on?
* Oh and she has hairy arms.
What is the question?
Does this even slightly apeal to you?
QUOTE (aleichem shalom @ Feb 26 2008, 02:54 PM)
What is the question?
QUOTE
Should you ask her what's going on?
QUOTE
Does this even slightly apeal to you?
No.
QUOTE (int @ Feb 26 2008, 03:00 PM)
No.
I dont know you, but as a fellow active dater.
RUN and dont look back.
Trust me and not the shadchan, stand strong against her manipulation tactics.
Hatzlacha!!!
QUOTE (aleichem shalom @ Feb 26 2008, 03:07 PM)
I dont know you, but as a fellow active dater.
RUN and dont look back.
Trust me and not the shadchan, stand strong against her manipulation tactics.
Hatzlacha!!!
RUN and dont look back.
Trust me and not the shadchan, stand strong against her manipulation tactics.
Hatzlacha!!!
This is a hypothetical situation. It hasn't happened to me.
QUOTE (int @ Feb 26 2008, 03:09 PM)
This is a hypothetical situation. It hasn't happened to me.
Please pass along my advice to your "friend".
Does she have man hands? that makes a big diffrence.
QUOTE (aleichem shalom @ Feb 26 2008, 03:12 PM)
Please pass along my advice to your "friend".
Does she have man hands? that makes a big diffrence.
Does she have man hands? that makes a big diffrence.
Oh yes. She has big, muscular, strong man hands that in their glistening glory just scream at you with the fervor of unbridled masculinity, enticing you to desire their tight embrace more and more with each passing moment.
QUOTE (int @ Feb 26 2008, 03:16 PM)
Oh yes. She has big, muscular, strong man hands that in their glistening glory just scream at you with the fervor of unbridled masculinity, enticing you to desire their tight embrace more and more with each passing moment.
just Ask hr if sh's post-op...if sh is, you'r good to go. (grrrrrrrrrrr, kys!)
QUOTE (int @ Feb 26 2008, 12:57 PM)
You check out a girl through references, she seems stellar, everything is good. You take her out, and go to a restaurant. As you are sitting across each other eating, you can't help but notice how masculine her face looks - the jaw, eyes, facial expressions, and her voice is really deep. She also talks alot about cars and sports and she mentions that she really likes to watch the military channel.
Should you ask her what's going on?
* Oh and she has hairy arms.
Should you ask her what's going on?
* Oh and she has hairy arms.
Is this your date?
QUOTE (krumlikeapretzel @ Feb 26 2008, 03:28 PM)
<image deleted to protect people's eyesight> Is this your date?
Nah, if she looked like that I would introduce myself as the pizza delivery guy when I'd see her coming down the stairs. And apologize for getting the wrong address.
Sorry, I couldn't find a Youtube video...
[Night at a restaurant. JERRY and GILLIAN meet.]
GILLIAN
Jerry?
JERRY
Gillian. Hiii..
GILLIAN
Very nice to meet you.
JERRY
It's nice to meet you!
[They're shaking hands and he notices hers are like a man's--nice enough, but big, beefy.]
[Day, at Monk's. JERRY and ELAINE are in a booth.]
JERRY
She had man-hands.
ELAINE
[pause] Man, Hands?
JERRY
The hands of a man. It's like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.
ELAINE
[weary] {Look,} would you, prefer it, if she had, no hands at all?
JERRY
Would she have hooks?
ELAINE
Do uh, do hooks make it more attractive, Jerry?
JERRY
Kinda cool lookin'..
ELAINE
[getting up to go] Uh.. Listen, you're picking me up from my {place tomorrow}--
JERRY
[leaving too] Yeah. Yeah.
ELAINE
Okay, I've got five, huge boxes of {buttons}.
JERRY
Right. Well if you need an extra set of hands, I know who you can call--
ELAINE
[weary] Jerry!
[Night at a restaurant. JERRY and GILLIAN meet.]
GILLIAN
Jerry?
JERRY
Gillian. Hiii..
GILLIAN
Very nice to meet you.
JERRY
It's nice to meet you!
[They're shaking hands and he notices hers are like a man's--nice enough, but big, beefy.]
[Day, at Monk's. JERRY and ELAINE are in a booth.]
JERRY
She had man-hands.
ELAINE
[pause] Man, Hands?
JERRY
The hands of a man. It's like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.
ELAINE
[weary] {Look,} would you, prefer it, if she had, no hands at all?
JERRY
Would she have hooks?
ELAINE
Do uh, do hooks make it more attractive, Jerry?
JERRY
Kinda cool lookin'..
ELAINE
[getting up to go] Uh.. Listen, you're picking me up from my {place tomorrow}--
JERRY
[leaving too] Yeah. Yeah.
ELAINE
Okay, I've got five, huge boxes of {buttons}.
JERRY
Right. Well if you need an extra set of hands, I know who you can call--
ELAINE
[weary] Jerry!
QUOTE (int @ Feb 26 2008, 03:16 PM)
Oh yes. She has big, muscular, strong man hands that in their glistening glory just scream at you with the fervor of unbridled masculinity, enticing you to desire their tight embrace more and more with each passing moment.
Masculinity is just fine. Great even.
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