mosheshmeal
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That's odd, because more than 25% of Charedi males smoke.....
Methinks there are some shenanigans going on with the statistics....

1-93% of all statistics are inaccurate.

2-But just in case..Shmilik, maybe you should stop smoking.

(K, do you smoke?)

They must be EDucated.

Is it my imagination, or does the baby look a little mongoloid?

No, but I have an extreme dislike for cigarette nazis....

I never started.

mosheshmeal
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Congratulations, you just earned yourself a 75% bigger chance at getting married.

omg who could resist yellow teeth and lung cancer?

Homer is invited to be a guest on Smartline. Kent Brockman interviews him.

Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
Kent: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: [amused] Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent: [pause] Well, touche'.

Nisht azoiy pushet. I'm still waiting for my היתר מאה רבנים since Tomboy went AWOL on me.

mosheshmeal
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUGsKLPgkOI