http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/960284.html

Venezeuelan President Hugo Chavez ordered tanks and thousands of troops on Sunday to the border with Colombia, accusing it of pushing South
America to the brink of war and likening it to Israel for its U.S.-backed
attacks on militants.

Chavez called Colombian President Alvaro Uribe a criminal and branded his government a terrorist state, over the killing of a top rebel leader on Ecuadorean soil.

"The Colombian government has become the Israel of Latin America," an agitated Chavez said, reiterating his criticism of the Israel Defense Forces' strikes on Palestinian militants.

"We aren't going to permit Colombia to become the Israel of these lands. ... Uribe, we aren't going to permit you."

May HaShem bless Colombia.

If Colombia is the Israel of Latin America, who's the Aryeh Der'i of Colombia?

This guy?



Oh, wait... maybe I shouldn't be making fun of moshiach?

First reaction: Pot calling the kettle black!

Second reaction: Uh oh. Chavez has oil. This is not going to be good.

And judging by the way Chavez treats Venezuela's Jews, he is the Hitler of South America...

Nah, he'd need some awesome image consultants to become like Hitler. Try Haman...