QUOTE(Ahavah @ Dec 21 2004, 05:32 PM)
QUOTE(DJ_Tachlis @ Dec 21 2004, 04:00 AM)
Kate hudson is jewish? Yummmy................And natalie portman.........Ill have what to dream about tonight.
Those poor girls have so many aveiros on their heads already. I think it would be better if you fantasized about non-Jews.
I like the way you think, Ahavah.
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But we shouldn't be choished beksheirim. When DJ_Tachlis says that he will dream of Natalie Portman tonight, I'm sure what he means is that he is going to dream as follows: After going to a Discovery seminar, Miss Natalie Portman spends a summer at Neve Yerushalayim, where she decides that she's had enough of her prusteh former life as a movie star and starts to be shomeres mitzvos. At which point she starts dating, being set up with only the finest bochurim who intend to stay in learning full time. DJ_Tachlis gets set up with her by his Rosh Yeshiva, not recognizing her real name, Natalie Hershlag, when he accepts the shidduch. When he goes out with her, (they go to an airport lounge) she is dressed very modestly, so he almost doesn't recognize her. Imagine his thrill when he discovers that she is none other than the starlet Natalie Portman! (He's excited because he's heard she is very intelligent and intellectual--she went to Harvard--and he's always wanted to meet her to discuss Torah with her.) They get engaged after only three dates, and get married after an unusually short engagement. They use the vast fortune she made from acting in the Star Wars trilogy to support themselves as a kollel couple in Lakewood, and she sets up multi-million-dollar trusts for her future sons and sons-in-law to stay in learning indefinitely. I'm sure this was exactly what DJ_Tachlis had in mind for his dreams tonight. Halevai we all would aspire to have such holy, holy dreams.